"Mommy, I got a bunch of sand in my butt."
"Go in the water, honey and wash out the sand."
"Mom, he keeps bothering me. He says I have a mustache and need to shave it."
"Ignore him sweetheart, he'll get tired of bothering you and leave you alone."
"Ma, there's sand in my sandwich."
"Throw it away and get another one sweetie."
"Mum, she's in my space. I told her about my personal space."
"If you all don't leave me alone to read this book, we are going straight home."
Don't you just love family day at the beach.
Image taken from Wikimedian Commons, Pierre- Auguste Renoir, Children on the Beach.
