I am trying to buy a home. I have called the housing counselor, the lawyer, the auctioneers auctioning the property, and the municipal credit union. Of course no able body could come to the phone, so I got the automoton or voicemail. No one has called back as of yet! Bumbling boobs. Oh wait, that was the topic of the day before. *lights candle*
And just because:
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